That “Little Thing Called the Economy” Is Actually Doing Quite Well, Trump

Sandra Wade
5 min readAug 16, 2024
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Trump’s campaign is allegedly having a hard time getting him to stop insulting Vice President Harris and focus on policy (in my opinion, their proposed policies suck, so I’m not sure it’d make much difference.) They do seem to like it when he lies about how bad things are under the Biden/Harris administration, so they gave him a bunch of notes full of lies and put him in front of the press yesterday.

I think we should start calling him “sleepy Don”, because even with the notes in front of him, he was struggling to muster up much enthusiasm for the subject. They even gave him props, like a little kid doing a schoolroom “show and tell.” He still could not stay on message.

Before that, Trump seemed pretty spicy about being forced to talk about the economy at a small campaign event in Asheville.

This is from the transcript, not an Onion article:

“Now, this is a little bit different day because this isn’t around, we’re talking about a thing called the economy. They wanted to do a speech…

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Sandra Wade

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